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Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things.
Boy: What are the two things?
Girl: Your feet.

Doctor: "I have good news and bad. The good is you have 24 hours
to live."
Patient: "Oh no!  Then what's the bad news?"
Doctor: “I forgot to call you yesterday."

Two cows are standing in a field.
One says to the other "Are you worried about Mad Cow Disease?"
The other one says "No, It doesn't worry me, I'm a horse!".

A snail walks into a bar and the bartender kicks him out. A year later
the same snail re-enters the bar and asks the barman "What did you
do that for?"

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