Animal Crackers

How do you cook toast in the jungle?
Put it under a gorilla!

How do you get a giraffe into a fridge?
Open the door, put him in, then shut the door!

How do you get a mouse to smile?
Say cheese!

How do you spell "mousetrap" with only three letters?
C-A-T!

How do you take a lion's temperature?
Very carefully!

What did the mother buffalo say to her son on his way to school?
Bi-son!

What do you call a camel with 3 humps?
Humphrey!

What do you get if you cross a giraffe and a hedgehog?
A very tall toothbrush!

What do you say to a sad beaver?
''Why the log face?''

What is a crocodile's favorite card game?
Snap!

What is the loudest pet?
The trum-pet!

What side of a porcupine is the sharpest?
The outside!

Why did the mouse take a bath?
To get squeaky clean!

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