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How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?
He felt his presents!
How do you find King Arthur in the dark?
With a knight light.
How do mad scientists freshen their breath?
With experi-mints!
What did the policeman say to his belly?
You're under a vest!
What do astronauts listen to?
Nep-tunes!
What do you get when you mix your dad's red paint with his white
paint?
You get in trouble!
Why did the robber take a bath?
To make a clean get away!
Why did the doctor lose his temper?
Because he didn't have any patients!
Why did the circus lion eat the tightrope walker?
He wanted a well-balanced meal!
Where is Captain Hook's treasure chest?
Under his treasure shirt!
What nails do carpenters hate to hit?
Fingernails!
What kind of car do electricians drive?
Volts-wagens!
What happened to the glass blower who inhaled?
He got a pane in his stomach!
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