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| Random Jokes How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas? He felt his presents! How do you find King Arthur in the dark? With a knight light. How do mad scientists freshen their breath? With experi-mints! What did the policeman say to his belly? You're under a vest! What do astronauts listen to? Nep-tunes! What do you get when you mix your dad's red paint with his white paint? You get in trouble! Why did the robber take a bath? To make a clean get away! Why did the doctor lose his temper? Because he didn't have any patients! Why did the circus lion eat the tightrope walker? He wanted a well-balanced meal! Where is Captain Hook's treasure chest? Under his treasure shirt! What nails do carpenters hate to hit? Fingernails! What kind of car do electricians drive? Volts-wagens! What happened to the glass blower who inhaled? He got a pane in his stomach! Back to Jokes Home |