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| Spooky Halloween Jokes A Halloween joke Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties? Because there is lots of school spirit! A demon joke What do foreign devils speak? Devil Dutch! A ghost joke What kind of ghosts haunt operating theatres? Surgical spirits! A skeleton joke What happened when the skeletons rode pogo sticks? They had a rattling good time! A skeleton joke What do you call a skeleton who presses the door bell? A dead ringer! A werewolf joke What happened when the wolf fell in the washing machine? He became a wash and werewolf! A witch joke What does a witch get if she is a poor traveller? Broom sick! Q: What is a ghost's favourite day of the week? A: Frightday! Q: Where do Chinese vampires come from? A: Fanghai! Q: Why did the skeleton pupil stay late at school? A: He was boning up for his exams! Q: How do you join the Dracula fan club? A: Send your name, address and blood group! Q: What do you call a stupid skeleton? A: Bonehead! Q: What does the postman deliver to vampires? A: Fang mail! Q: What happened to the skeleton who stayed by the fire too long? A: He became bone dry! Back to Jokes Home |