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A Halloween joke
Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties?
Because there is lots of school spirit!
A demon joke
What do foreign devils speak?
Devil Dutch!
A ghost joke
What kind of ghosts haunt operating theatres?
Surgical spirits!
A skeleton joke
What happened when the skeletons rode pogo sticks?
They had a rattling good time!
A skeleton joke
What do you call a skeleton who presses the door bell?
A dead ringer!
A werewolf joke
What happened when the wolf fell in the washing machine?
He became a wash and werewolf!
A witch joke
What does a witch get if she is a poor traveller?
Broom sick!
Q: What is a ghost's favourite day of the week?
A: Frightday!
Q: Where do Chinese vampires come from?
A: Fanghai!
Q: Why did the skeleton pupil stay late at school?
A: He was boning up for his exams!
Q: How do you join the Dracula fan club?
A: Send your name, address and blood group!
Q: What do you call a stupid skeleton?
A: Bonehead!
Q: What does the postman deliver to vampires?
A: Fang mail!
Q: What happened to the skeleton who stayed by the fire too long?
A: He became bone dry!
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