Spooky Halloween Jokes

A Halloween joke
Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties?
Because there is lots of school spirit!

A demon joke
What do foreign devils speak?
Devil Dutch!

A ghost joke
What kind of ghosts haunt operating theatres?
Surgical spirits!

A skeleton joke
What happened when the skeletons rode pogo sticks?
They had a rattling good time!

A skeleton joke
What do you call a skeleton who presses the door bell?
A dead ringer!

A werewolf joke
What happened when the wolf fell in the washing machine?
He became a wash and werewolf!

A witch joke
What does a witch get if she is a poor traveller?
Broom sick!

Q: What is a ghost's favourite day of the week?
A: Frightday!

Q: Where do Chinese vampires come from?
A: Fanghai!

Q: Why did the skeleton pupil stay late at school?
A: He was boning up for his exams!

Q: How do you join the Dracula fan club?
A: Send your name, address and blood group!

Q: What do you call a stupid skeleton?
A: Bonehead!

Q: What does the postman deliver to vampires?
A: Fang mail!

Q: What happened to the skeleton who stayed by the fire too long?
A: He became bone dry!

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