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The Truth Behind 9 Inches

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Hi Folks,

Nine inches?  You can give me that?  Wow!  I'm in.  You see, as a child I
had a dream of playing in the NBA.

Sadly, at fourteen and 6' tall, I stopped growing.  My fledgling Basketball
career stuttered to a halt.  But, if I'm reading this right you can make me
6' 9"?  That's fantastic - it's not all over yet.  Okay so I'm well the
wrong side of 30 now and probably carrying 40 lbs or so too much
weight.  I also never had that much talent for the game if truth be told.  
But if my height is right, I can still give it a go.

Thankyou, thankyou, for keeping my dream alive.  Oh, while I'm on, is
there anything you can do about the size of another part of my anatomy?
 If I'm going to be 6' 9", I could do with bigger feet.

Best wishes

Duncan Conner
Managing Director
Bus Stop Toy Shop Ltd

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