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| The Spam Files |
| The E-Mail We Received The Truth Behind 9 Inches Endorsed by healthcare professionals, doctors, and the top 3 Men's Magazines; this is what everyone has been waiting for. Amazing, incredible volume. As advertised on TV and FHM. Rediscover your male verve, with the same product as seen on TV and FHm. Results indicate 97% of men report rapid growth within weeks. |
| Our Reply Hi Folks, Nine inches? You can give me that? Wow! I'm in. You see, as a child I had a dream of playing in the NBA. Sadly, at fourteen and 6' tall, I stopped growing. My fledgling Basketball career stuttered to a halt. But, if I'm reading this right you can make me 6' 9"? That's fantastic - it's not all over yet. Okay so I'm well the wrong side of 30 now and probably carrying 40 lbs or so too much weight. I also never had that much talent for the game if truth be told. But if my height is right, I can still give it a go. Thankyou, thankyou, for keeping my dream alive. Oh, while I'm on, is there anything you can do about the size of another part of my anatomy? If I'm going to be 6' 9", I could do with bigger feet. Best wishes Duncan Conner Managing Director Bus Stop Toy Shop Ltd www.busstoptoyshop.com |
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