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| The Spam Files |
| The E-Mail We Received All Your Friends come on Classmates Day .Your Classmates Are Waiting Dear Classmates customer. Classmates Day 2009 soon! Video Invitation from your Classmates "2009 Classmates Day Announcement!" prepared to view. Reunite Your High School Classmates and Celebrate This Day! Your Classmates Are Waiting to Hear From You! Proceed to view Your invitation now>> With best regards, Adolfo Nicholas. Copyright 1995-2008 Classmates Online, Inc. All Rights Reserved. |
| Our Reply Hi Classmates Online, Inc. Now you've got me really paranoid. You see, I'm in fairly regular touch with all my old classmates, and not one of them has mentioned anything about this reunion. What's up? Don't they like me any more? Was it to do with the drunken embarrasing gaff with the cocktail sausage, the last time we met up? I really can't believe that I've suddenly become so unpopular. Looks like the only option for me is a bottle of gin and a fist-full of painkillers. This might be the last e-mail I ever write. Anyway, thanks for letting me know. Yours Duncan Conner Managing Director Bus Stop Toy Shop Ltd www.busstoptoyshop.com |
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