You are Wage.
You are person number:
to discover this.
Wage is a hard worker, just like you! He works at the local
Supermarket and wears his apron to serve his customers best. Do
the Supermarket know that Wage works there? Nope. But Wage
doesn't mind. He likes to put things in bags, especially snacks. Wage
is best friends with Babo, but there is always room for one more (you).
The two of them can often be found on the street trying to make
friends with bus stops, phone boxes, and other lonely creatures.
Wage hates for anyone to be lonely! What's with that look? Is Wage
happy? Sure he is! He smiles on the inside. The next time you go
grocery shopping remember to take Wage along on your adventures.
What happened to Josie Jump?
Read The Buki Akib Conspiracy Theory here.
"Mind-blowing" American Journal of Alien Abduction (incorporating Crazies Weekly)
"Presidents have toppled for less" Crazy Conspiracies Monthly
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